dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

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deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad


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hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago


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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them


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nottdead:

The original gif was too fast so I slowed it down.

nottdead:

The original gif was too fast so I slowed it down.

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  • Zaphod: Door, if you can hear me, say so very, very quietly.
  • Door: I can hear you.
  • Zaphod: Good. Now, in a moment, I'm going to ask you to open. When you open, I do not want you to say that you enjoyed it, okay?
  • Door: Okay.
  • Zaphod: And I don't want you to say to me that I have made a simple door very happy, or that it is your pleasure to open for me and your satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done, okay?
  • Door: Okay.
  • Zaphod: And I do not want you to ask me to have a nice day, understand?
  • Door: I understand.
  • Zaphod: Okay, open now.
  • Door: IS THIS THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, MR BEEBLEBROX?!
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams. (via poetmelancholia)
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skunkbear:

At 10:02 AM on August 27th, 1883, a volcanic island in modern day Indonesia called Krakatoa erupted. The blast sent shockwaves across the ocean, triggering tsunamis that destroyed the coast of Java and Sumatra. The sound was so loud it was heard 3000 miles away.
As Aatish Bhatia notes in this recent article: “What we’re talking about here is like being in Boston and clearly hearing a noise coming from Dublin, Ireland." 
Barometric readings at the time clocked the sound pressure at 172 decibels ONE HUNDRED MILES AWAY from the island.
Here’s a handy reference:
Using a jackhammer — 100 decibels
Human threshold for pain — 130 dB
Standing next to a jet engine — 150 dB
And the scale is logarithmic - so a 10 dB increase doubles the loudness.

skunkbear:

At 10:02 AM on August 27th, 1883, a volcanic island in modern day Indonesia called Krakatoa erupted. The blast sent shockwaves across the ocean, triggering tsunamis that destroyed the coast of Java and Sumatra. The sound was so loud it was heard 3000 miles away.

As Aatish Bhatia notes in this recent article:What we’re talking about here is like being in Boston and clearly hearing a noise coming from Dublin, Ireland."

Barometric readings at the time clocked the sound pressure at 172 decibels ONE HUNDRED MILES AWAY from the island.

Here’s a handy reference:

  • Using a jackhammer — 100 decibels
  • Human threshold for pain — 130 dB
  • Standing next to a jet engine — 150 dB

And the scale is logarithmic - so a 10 dB increase doubles the loudness.

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iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

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(Source: plastic-tit)


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