nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class


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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call


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supersmashkev:

we have our world cup champion

world pup champion… eh? ehhh???

kaylaviee:

supersmashkev:

we have our world cup champion

world pup champion… eh? ehhh???

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  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep
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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision


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